Chapter one

“Sir, are you using our app? You can find our best discounts in-store that way!” The red & blue haired smiley-faced clerk exclaimed.

“I don’t have a phone.” He replied.

“You don’t have a cell phone?” Red & blue asked.

“Nope.”

“Well you could shop online!” She wasn’t giving up the fight.

“I don’t have online.”  The middle aged man replied. He just stared at her.

Red & blue hair kept smiling, “oh, well, what else can I help you with today?”

“The nearest exit.”

Replied the man with no internet…