Chapter one
“Sir, are you using our app? You can find our best discounts in-store that way!” The red & blue haired smiley-faced clerk exclaimed.
“I don’t have a phone.” He replied.
“You don’t have a cell phone?” Red & blue asked.
“Nope.”
“Well you could shop online!” She wasn’t giving up the fight.
“I don’t have online.” The middle aged man replied. He just stared at her.
Red & blue hair kept smiling, “oh, well, what else can I help you with today?”
“The nearest exit.”
Replied the man with no internet…